Did We Die, Gr’dge?

October 14, 2025by One of the Asses0

Did We Die, Gr’dge?

Gr’dge and Tess conversation on arriving at Axelholm

TESS:

Gr’dge? Uh… did we die back there? With the blue floaty mind place and the weird no-sky sky? That felt like dying. I think.

GR’DGE:

(slow nod)

Maybe. Or maybe it was dreaming. But like… a group dream? With teeth.

TESS:

Yeah! And like… that mind guy? The squid-face? That was not in any of Toblen’s training sessions. He had a stick and it was in the ball and then we hit him and—poof! Everything went all… blue.

GR’DGE:

A Mindflayer. That’s what the books call them. Not good things. That rod was doin’ somethin’ to that blue ball floating above the ley-lines. And that place… we weren’t meant to be there.

TESS:

Ley-lines… are those the black coal-rock roads in the ground?

GR’DGE:

Mm-hmm. Magic dark rivers. Usually just two cross. But this time… three. Like a big ol’ triangle kissin’ in the dirt. We never seen that before. Not even in dreams.

TESS:

I think I got a headache lookin’ at ‘em. Too many little lines now too. Azreal floated up and said they were everywhere now—comin’ outta that battlefield tomb. Is that bad?

GR’DGE:

…Probably.

TESS:

(squints in the distance behind them)

When we got pulled into that blue place, I thought I saw my brother. And me… fightin’ something. But it was like, me but also not me? I dunno. It was nice, then scary, then weird. Did you see stuff?

GR’DGE:

Yeah. I saw my village. Before the fire. Then I saw myself real old… with a magic staff. Talkin’ to kids. Then… nothing. Just a big black donkey with wings flyin’ into the moon.

TESS:

…Was the donkey you?

GR’DGE:

Maybe. Felt like it.

TESS:

That blue tall guy—Git-zackie? Gith-snacky?

GR’DGE:

Githzaki. I think. Sounded like it knew more than it said. Told us we weren’t supposed to be there. Then sent us back like we was misplaced livestock.

TESS:

Frederic and Gruntilda didn’t come back though… but now we got Ty’Dyl and Daemon. Is that normal? Do people just trade places in magic?

GR’DGE:

(sighs)

Don’t think it’s supposed to be. But nothin’ feels normal lately.

TESS:

Ty’Dyl’s cool. Kinda nice for an orc. Daemon’s mean though. He squished my fire beetle.

GR’DGE:

I saw that. You looked real sad.

TESS:

It must have been in that strange Druid’s pouch! Coulda been a pet. Coulda been a friend. Coulda known secrets. But nope. Splat.

GR’DGE:

Least we made it to Axelholm. Side door and all. Somethin’s weird here though. They looked scared. Didn’t even ask who we were. Just opened up.

TESS:

Maybe they saw the glowy lines too?

GR’DGE:

Or the dragons are stirrin’. Or someone knows we’re pokin’ too close.

TESS:

We need a map. Or like, a big chalkboard. With drawings.

GR’DGE:

Yeah. Diagrams help. Big ones.

TESS:

(grins)

You draw. I’ll color.

GR’DGE:

Deal.

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